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Where is the egg?鸡蛋在哪里?

  老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?

  学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

  老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?

  学生:在蛋糕里,先生

  Where is the egg?

  Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

  Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

  Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

  Student:In the cake,Sir.

  Powerful Evidence

  Geography teacher: Xiao Qiang,give me three reasons to prove the earth is round.

  Xiao Qiang: Mother says the earth is round.Father says the earth is round.And you say the earth is round.

  强有力的证据

  地理老师:小强,给我三条理由证明地球是圆的。

  小强:妈妈说是圆的。爸爸说是圆的。您也说是圆的。

  I Will Not Take a Bath 我不能愿意洗澡

  我不愿意洗澡,我不愿意进到浴缸里。上个星期我洗澡了,我不需要再洗澡。我想要我的橡皮鸭子,一个水桶和一只船,我的玩具鲸鱼,一艘潜水艇,一个橡皮球。现在我不能洗澡了。浴缸太小了,它被玩具塞满了,没有我的地方了。

  I will not take a bath, I won’t get in tub, I has bath last week. I don’t need another scrub. I would need my rubber ducky, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine, a rubber ball. No, I can not take a bath. The tub is too small. It’s all filled up with toy. There’s no room for me.
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