好好先生经典对白

　　1、Carl:There's a time crunch,and time is of the essence.Anyway,I am goneorrhea.Wow.That didn't sound quite right.Oh,well.
卡尔：时间太紧，时间就是一切，总是，我得了性病，啊，听起来真不咋地。

　　2、Peter:This wasn't drinks at a bar,Carl.This was my engagement party.You only get married once.
皮特：卡尔，这又不是到酒吧消遣，卡尔，这是我订婚，结婚就一次。

　　3、Carl:I certainly wound't do it again.
卡尔：我当然不会有第二次了。

　　4、Peter:I know,Carl.I know that Stephanie left you.And I know that you have issues because of it.But this isn't about you.It's about me.When's the last time you did anything fun?You always make excuses."I don't wanna commit.I don't wanna be tied down."I mean,do you even know my fiancee's last name?
皮特：卡尔，我知道斯蒂芬妮离开你了，我也知道你心里还有疙瘩，但这次不是你的事，这是我的婚事，你最后一次找乐子是什么时候的事了？你总是给自己找借口，“我不想负责，我不想被拴住”，你知道我未婚妻姓什么吗？

　　5、Carl:Yeah.Fisher.Fishman.Wait.Fishwall?
卡尔：当然，费舍尔，菲什曼。等等，我再想想，菲什沃？

　　6、Peter:Fishwall?You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
皮特：菲什沃？你觉得她叫露西·菲什沃？

　　7、Carl:No?That's wrong?
卡尔：不？真错了？

　　8、Peter:It's Burns.
皮特：是伯恩斯。

　　9、Carl:Burns?
卡尔：伯恩斯？

　　10、Peter:It's Lucy Burns,Carl.And guess what?She doesn't like my best friend.
皮特：她叫露西·伯恩斯，卡尔。你猜怎么着，她竟然不喜欢我最好的哥们儿。

　　11、Terrence:You're dead,Carl.You say no life,and therefore you've not living.You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself.You're stuck in the same deadend job.You have been for years.You don't have a girlfriend.You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.And you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs.And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui…you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate.All I right?
泰伦斯：卡尔，你的心已死，你总是对生活说不，生活便对你关上了门。你编造种种借口敷衍身边的人，敷衍自己。长久以来，你都陷在了一份毫无前途的工作中，你连女朋友都没有一个，甚至没有认识个女朋友的机会，你失去了生活中的挚爱，因为她不想和一个孬种共度一生。在大多数个夜晚，你筋疲力尽，百无聊赖，甚至没有痛痛快快地完成一次手淫。我说的对吗，卡尔？

　　12、Carl:I have had some trouble.
卡尔：我的确有些难题。

　　13、Terrence:We're gonna make a covenant,Carl,do you want to make a covenant?
泰伦斯：卡尔，我们来定个契约，你想与我定个契约吗？
Carl:Oh…
卡尔：额…

　　14、Terrence:The word is"Yes,"Carl.
泰伦斯：你该说"好的"，卡尔。
Carl:Yes!Yes.
卡尔：好的，好的。

　　15、Terrence:Once you leave this building everytime an opportunity presents itself…no matter what it is…you will say yes.
泰伦斯：一旦你离开这栋建筑，每当机会出现时，不管它是什么，你都要说“好的”。

　　16、Carl:Yes.Yes…What if I say the other word?
卡尔：可是如果我说了另一个词呢？(m.taiks.com)

　　17、Terrence:You'll be making a promise to yourself.And when you break a promise to yourself things can get a little dicery.
泰伦斯：你必须向自己做出承诺，当你违背承诺时，一切都变得复杂了。

　　18、Allison:Am I going too fast for you?
艾莉森：觉得我骑摩托车快吗？

　　19、Carl:No.In fact,I think you should go faster.That way if we crash,at least I'll die.I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.
卡尔：不，事实上，我觉得你可以更快一些，如果撞车了，我就可以直接死掉，我可不想变成植物人。
来源: m.taiks.com