伍迪艾伦經典搞笑名言(精选17句)
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1、 woody allen quotes 2、 哈佛也会犯错误，因为基辛格在那里教书 3、 当我想吻我的妻子时，我不必自由地吻我的妻子 4、 我不怕死，只是我不想在它发生的时候呆在那儿 5、 my one regret in life is that i am not someone else. 6、 irsquo;m such a good lover because i practice a lot on my own. 7、 i am thankful for laughter,except when milk comes out of my nose. 8、 if my films make one more person miserable,irsquo;ll feel i have done my job. 9、 when i was kidnapped,my parents snapped into action. they rented out my room. 10、 he was so depressed,he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an armenian. 11、 life is full of misery,loneliness,and suffering - and itrsquo;s all over much too soon. 12、 i took a speed-reading course and read war and peace in twenty minutes. it involves russia 13、 i believe there is something out there watching us. unfortunately,itrsquo;s the government. 14、 irsquo;d call him a sadistic,hippophilic necrophile,but that would be beating a dead horse. 15、 i donrsquo;t want to achieve immortality through my work. i want to achieve it through not dying. 16、 正如诗人所说：只有上帝的万能才能创造树木，也许是因为很难想出如何在树皮上穿树 17、 there are worse things in life than death. have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? |
