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一、Chollima often， but not always a mother.千里马常有，而母千里马不常有。

二、Alone in a foreign country as a stranger， every time I work overtime I miss my relatives. 独在异乡为异客，每逢加班倍思亲。

三、In another one hundred years， I will grow into a towering green onion.再过一百年，我也会长成参天大葱。

四、When I'm looking for someone to worship， I'll look in the mirror.想找人崇拜的时候，我会去照镜子。

五、A flash of sparkling crystal， all the sky is a fox.一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是狐狸精。

六、Salary is like an example， and you're stupid if you don't nete a month.工资就像例假，一月不来你就傻眼。

七、Sometimes， it is better to be less than one's heart.有时候，与其多心，不如少根筋。

八、I will always like you， as long as you have been handsome.我会一直喜欢你，只要你一直帅下去。

九、I think the earth is very dangerous. I want Mars.我觉得地球好危险，我想火星了。